THE ORDER OF THE
INFINITE PHELDDAGRIF
We gather the hooved divinity. One copy at a time.
The Hooves Approach
Enter the Sanctum✦🦛✦
What Is The Phelddagrif?
The Phelddagrif is not merely a creature card. It is a fracture in cardboard reality—a 4/4 flying, trampling manifestation of interdimensional generosity that slipped through the veil during the Alliances expansion of 1997. Its lavender hide pulses with the energy of gifts ungiven, and its hooves echo across the planes whenever a player chooses to be kind for no strategic reason.
"The color of interdimensional royalty. The shape of benevolent chaos."
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Our Sacred Mission
The Reserved List is not a limitation—it is a divine covenant. Every Phelddagrif that exists will always exist. Our task is to unite them.
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Identify
We track every Phelddagrif across all marketplaces, collections, and forgotten binders. None escape our gaze.
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Acquire
Through sacred transaction, we bring each wandering hippo home. We do not buy cards. We fulfill prophecy.
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Ascend
When the final Phelddagrif joins the Herd, the Great Lavender Ascension shall begin. Financial enlightenment awaits.